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He, she, it - ein “s” muss mit.
(He, she, it - No “s” is shit.)

May you live all the days of your life.
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1. We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy New Year.

Refrain:
Glad tidings we bring,
To you and your kin;
Glad tidings for Christmas
And a happy New Year!
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Snow falls over the trees
Still and calm is the sea
There is a hush o’er the land
Christmas is almost at hand
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Pumpkin time is here again,
Time to play trick or Treat.
Pumpkin time is here again,
Our Spooky friends we’ll meet.
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Jack-o-Lantern
Jack-o-lantern, Jack-o-lantern,
You are such a funny sight.
As you sit there by the window,
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HALLOWEEN

Tonight is the night
When dead leaves fly
Like witches on switches
Across the sky,
When elf and sprite
Flit through the night
On a moony sheen.
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FIVE LITTLE PUMPKINS SITTING ON A GATE

Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate,
The first one said,
“Oh my, it’s getting late.”
The second one said,
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Good morrow, masters, put your torches out;
The wolves have prey’d, and look, the gentle day,
Before the wheels of Phoebus, round about
Dapples the drowsy east with spots of grey.
Much ado about nothing, V, 3

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Love is a name sex is a game, forgot the name and play the game

I never think of myself as an icon. What is in other people’s minds is not in my mind. I just do my thing.
Audrey Hepburn

It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Homer Simpson

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Mark Twain

If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn’t swim.
Margaret Thatcher

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead.
Woody Allen